Posts Tagged ‘haircuts’

What Exactly is a Bowl Cut!!!

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Surely the bowl cut came into existence by default; as parents across the globe chose the path of least resistance when shearing the heads of their no-longer-precious children. Neither masculine nor feminine, this style borrowed its name from the family bowl unilaterally placed on the head of each child as all visible pieces of hair were snipped into submission. Though adults would never consider such a style for themselves, they remained unsatisfied until their children resembled a cluster of unisex mushrooms scurrying together across flower covered meadows. This practice served to keep the cute factor under control for as long as possible, ensuring that older children would not escape the daily chores of working on the farm by marrying too early.

Perhaps the motives of these parents were considerably more pure, and it was simply a covert operation to protect homely children until they fully grew into their oversized ears. Or, perhaps it was an early version of the No Child Left Behind Policy; ensuring there would be no winners in the school popularity contest.

But the cute factor can only be refrained for so long. The head bowls became bigger. The locks grew longer. And in the 1960’s, the Beatles added a little fringe and Rock’n’Roll to the mix. The dreaded bowl cut was transformed, sought after and mimicked. And parents were forced to relinquish the keys to the Cool Bus once and for all.

Where is Your Hair?

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

Skye is a lithe little girl, with giant hair and even bigger eyes. Her hair

makes up half of her personality and she is very aware of it. Being 5,

there’s a lot she just wants to know. Like why are her daddy’s boobies

bigger than her mommy’s (heck, I’d like to know too), and how come when her

daddy sits down his belly button disappears? She’s taken a keen interest in

the size of her father. He’s six feet 2 inches tall and trains athletes for

a living, but he’s not in the shape he was in at 25, but who is really? As a

wife, I am the ego booster. Oh babe, you look great, or no, I don’t think

your love handles are unattractive, I don’t even see them. Our kid on the

other hand very matter-of-factly proclaims the truth as it’s known to Skye.

           One of her most recent proclamations was for her daddy to stop growing hair

on his chest and put it back on his head. “Hair isn’t supposed to be on your

chest daddy,” she said, “me and mommy don’t have hair on our chest, we have

it on our heads. You should put your hair back on your head so you can look

like the rest of the family.” He gently tried explaining to her that his

hair would not be growing back on his head and that some daddies didn’t have

hair. She looked so sad for him. She rubbed his bald head and said “Daddy,

maybe if you try really hard and if you’re really nice to mommy, God will

let your hair come back. I’m such a good girl and I’m really nice and I have

all kinds of hair.” She obviously has no shortage of self-esteem either. He

looked hopeful for a moment as though the though of asking God for his hair

back never crossed his mind, then he came back to reality.

         After the hair talk she had with her dad, whenever Skye sees a hair

deficient man,  she asks him if his hair just can’t grow back or if it grows

on his chest instead. I’m now on bald-guy patrol steering clear of every

hairless male that might cross our paths. Hopefully she outgrows this phase

soon, there are a lot of bald men in this world and I am exhausted trying to

protect their egos.

This May Sound Mean – But, Please, Don’t Go Green!

Monday, May 9th, 2011

How can you make your Goldie Locks gleam and keep the chlorine from making Blondie go GREEN?!

Picture yourself in head-to-toe swim gear. Cap, goggles, nose clip, ear plugs, arm bands, inner-tube, flippers, and all. Embarrassed yet? When it comes to swim season, we all want our little ones to stay safe AND bronzed. We dowse them in sunblock and cover them with capuchins every time they go out of the house! Swim caps aren’t the most popular fashion accessory, so even though we can cover fair hair and scalps to prevent over-exposure and sun-damage, the burning and breakage still tend to go hand-in-hand during the summer months. We can do better to keep our little ones’ HAIR safe and manageable without humiliating them.
Swimming pools are highly-chlorinated waters, and our hair shafts are as porous as sponges. Allowing all those microscopic gaps in its texture to be filled up with (sometimes over-)treated water dehydrates, discolors, and dreadfully damages hair!  Like turning hair lemon-lime in color and causing the texture to become as brittle as straw (and as easily snapped in two). However, there are ways to keep yours and your loved one’s luscious locks looking luxurious, while leaving the limeades to be sipped and not worn.
One of the easiest tricks is as simple as hopping into the shower before you jump in the pool! All you have to do is soak dry hair with clean, un-treated water BEFORE getting into the pool. This quick, easy step will allow those sponge-like shafts to soak up good, guiltless gulps of guaranteed hair-honey (the water, that is, we like to make it sound as good as it really is for your hair and body) so you won’t be rushing in for any GET-THE-GREEN-OUT treatments this season!

If you suspect the pre-swim shower jump-in is not really convenient or going to go down, rest assured that there is an equally preventative (if not extra-SCENT-sible) alternative to this practice. Shear Madness carries Emma Pre-Swim Coconut scented Conditioner! It is a fun and easy to use spray that helps protect children’s hair from damage caused by swimming. Just spray in hair before you hop into the pool or waves!  A natural way to boost your hairs’ defense against those awful chemicals we pump into our diving waters, it not only SMELLS heavenly, it coats and seals the hair follicle, shields hair shaft, and hydrates hair with non-greasy “oil-free” conditioning, protecting hair from turning green, breaking and overall drying caused by pool chemicals or salt water.

Our Splish Splash Swimmers’ Shampoo removes chlorine and gently lifts out dirt, dust, pollution, and other surface build-up, while moisturizing and untangling the hair.

And the most important hair practice for you to remember when exposing your kids’ hair to such intense chemicals is simply: Condition, Condition, and Condition! Our Maya Papaya Conditioner is specially formulated with over six conditioning agents to add softness, strength, and shine to all hair types. Our Detanglers are available in Rosa’s Raspberry, Bonita’s Banana, and Pia’s Pineapple, and they will add a layer of conditioner throughout your day while keeping the hairs manageable and smelling sweet!

What happens if the hue has already started to make its way from strawberry sunshine to swamp monster? The answer is easy! There ARE kid-friendly treatments that can be administered. Just remember that with every heavy-duty hair-stripping, you must also complete it with an equally-hydrating deep-conditioning. We have a special in-store Get-The-Green-Out treatment that will strip your hair of all chemicals and color, but advise against it for most little ones unless the situation is dire. There’s no need to use harsh products on your kiddos unless those strands are already Chartreuse!

Need an expert opinion?  Ask one of our MAD-tastic Stylin’-tists about just the right prescription for your hairs ailments today!

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Friday, December 10th, 2010

Tangled Event – Shear Madness!

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Shear Madness partnered with Walt Disney Pictures to deliver an incredible premiere of the movie Tangled! Enjoy the review!